Cindy arrives at the gates of heaven and is met by a man with long hair, a voice like running water and dressed in robes with a dove near his shoulder. “Yeah, yeah!” Thinks Cindy. “He seems so kind and I don’t feel frightened,  I feel peaceful. Most of all I don’t even feel like biting him. Yeah, yeah! Very strange.” “peace be with you!” says the voice like running water. Cindy replies. “Yeah, yeah! Can I stay here with you and chase people and bite them.” “I’m sorry!” says the voice. “That’s not allowed here. Only creatures of good intention that know me in their hearts are allowed here. I think  I might have to send you to the dark side!”